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mis kuul sündisid ?

jaanuar: ma seksisin...
veebruar:ma panin tatti..
märts:ma tegin suitsu...
aprill:ma nuusutasin ahvi tagumikku..
mai:ma lutsutasin kommi....
juuni:ma käisin pellaris...
juuli:ma silitasin telekat...
august:ma jooksin võidu..
september:ma korjasin konisi..
oktoober:ma jõin teed....
november:ma nutsin koos...
detsember:ma lugesin tutvumiskuulutusi.....


mis päeval ?

1:emaga
2.korstnapühkijaga
3.isaga
4.maffiosoga
5.lenduriga
6.kitsega
7.paberilehega
8.kooli direga
9.seksika naisega
10.vanaisaga
11.lehmaga
12.rotiga
13.urmas otiga
14.rohu tirtsuga
15.kalkulaatoriga
16.enda ninakarvaga
17.kulmupliiatsiga
18.jumalaga
19.arnold oksmaaga
20.tea liitmaaga
21.oma padjaga
22.vennaga
23.õega
24.prükkariga
25.tokio hoteliga
26.suure kiviga
27.rooma paavstiga
28.suure roosa põssaga
29.küünelakkiga
30.päkapikuga
31.jõuluvanaga


mis värvi pluus sul on ?

roosa:sest ma olen superstaar
sinine:sest mul…

Kui ma olin kutsikas, esinesin ma Sulle oma veidrustega ja panin Su naerma. Sa kutsusid mind enda lapseks ja hoolimata paljudest näritud kingadest ja paarist mõrvatud padjast, sain ma Sinu parimaks sõbraks. Kui ma olin pahandust teinud, vibutasid Sa oma sõrmega minu poole ja küsisid: “Kuidas Sa võisid?”…aga siis Sa leebusid, ja lükkasid mu umber, et minu kõhtu sügada.

Sul oli kogu aeg kiire, aga ikka leidsid Sa aega, et minuga koos olla. Mäletan neid õhtuid, kui nuuskisin Sinu voodis ja kuulasin Sinu saladusi ja salajasi unistusi. Uskusin, et elu ei saagi olla parem. Me käisime pikkadel jalutuskäikudel ja jooksudel…

1. Mis nimel esinen su telefonis ?
2. Kirjelda mind ühe sõnaga ?
3. Kui kallis ma sulle olen ?
4. Mida sa ütleksid, kui ma sureksin ?
5. Armastad mind ?
6. Kui saaksid paluda minult üht, mis see oleks ?
7. Ütle üks mälestus / unistus minuga ?
8. Kallistaksid mind ?
9. Suudleksid mind ?
10. Magaksid minuga koos ?
11. Oleksid mu sõber ?
12. Varastaksid minult?
13. Nutaksid minu pärast?
14. Tapaksid mind ?
15. Võiksid Sa selle copyida oma päevikusse, et saaksin ka Sullegi vastata ?

nokati…

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